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I feel so bad I’m hardly posting these days but I basically spend all day long without access to the outside world, let alone internet access, and then I come home and have to catch up on everything I’ve missed and I’m just soooo tired and can’t even get around to tumblr πŸ˜”

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fannyrosie:

Every year in September, I post my top 10 outfits according to tumblr notes (here are the 2013 and 2012 posts). This year, only last year’s number one stayed, but it dropped to the tenth position. My observation is that you guys seem to prefer darker coloured simpler outfits!
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charlottelabouff:

vua2:

I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol

Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire…

I don’t drink alcohol because I don’t enjoy the taste. That’s it. But people always assume, the moment that I mention it, that it’s for some other reason. They’ll interrupt me to say “Oh, you just don’t like losing control, right?” Or “Yeah, it’s so stupid. People who get drunk are so disgusting.” One person has even asked me if I don’t drink because I’m a Mormon (ahahahahahaaaaa).

batmansymbol:

slow clap for everyone involved here

No commentary about Jesus rolling in his grave? I mean, does he specifically return to his grave just to roll around it in agony? Because if one is of the Christian persuasion, it is generally assumed that Christ isn’t still hanging around his own tomb.

queerbaitingforgodot:

sex is a lot like the Iliad. you thrust spears, you get constant long winded metaphors about lions, zeus is there

jayshana:

But for real.

jayshana:

But for real.

lavender-pandas:

itsraviolibitch:

yourefreckledjesus:

maidofspookytimelords:

asktheturntechgod:

mondo-s:

navitrackers:

scarygate:

ghouljadeharley:

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tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store