iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing
Birdie Told Me
RSSAmy Adams talks Lois Lane with EMPIRE
THAT SIDE EYE
SO MUCH SIDE EYE
I hate zombie apocalypses, because they imply that other people are an obstruction to you getting through your day and would be better off getting shot through the head. The sweet release of just opening fire on a crowd of people because they’re not as special and alive as you are: That is disgusting. That is actual misanthropy disguised as entertainment, appealing to the grossest things inside you, and I hate it.
- Jacob Clifton (via actioncomics)
when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before
See the thing about being an evil villain is that instead of letting your inner demons fester and weaken you, you can control them and ride your majestic, winged beasts of terror into battle against your enemies
I think I need this, lettered in a beautiful font, to hang at my desk.
#DON’T PANDER TO ME KID #ONE TINY CRACK IN THE HULL AND OUR BLOOD BOILS IN THIRTEEN SECONDS #SOLAR FLARE MIGHT CROP UP COOK US IN OUR SEATS #AND WAIT ‘TIL YOU’RE SITTING PRETTY WITH A CASE O’ ANDORIAN SHINGLES #SEE IF YOU’RE SO RELAXED WHEN YOUR EYEBALLS ARE BLEEDING #SPACE IS DISEASE AND DANGER WRAPPED IN DARKNESS AND SILENCE #i’m sorry for me
(Source: enola-gay)
(Source: thesupernaturalinitiative)
what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
About Birdie Told Me
This is a secondary blog that consists mostly of things that amuse me, including but not limited to:
Wonder Woman
Batgirl
Various other DCU/comic stuff
feminism
birds
You can call me Haley or Birdie. My primary account is toanunnery, so any replies or follows will come from there. Feel fee to message me any time :)
Wonder Woman
Batgirl
Various other DCU/comic stuff
feminism
birds
You can call me Haley or Birdie. My primary account is toanunnery, so any replies or follows will come from there. Feel fee to message me any time :)
